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Disclaimer: This product has intoxicating effects and may be habit forming. Or it might not be habit forming, nobody really knows for sure. Marijuana can impair concentration, coordination, and judgment. The same could be said about prescription opioids like fentanyl except prescription opioids will kill you dead. Do not operate a vehicle or machinery under the influence of this drug. Try watching TV, talk to friends, visit a local park, or go see a movie instead. There may be health risks associated with the consumption of this product. Like laughing uncontrollably, getting the munchies, and having endlessly long introspective conversations. For use only by adults 21 and older. If you're 21 and older but still feel like a child, thats OK too. Keep out of the reach of children. This product may be illegal outside of Washington State.